Visiting the doctor can be unpleasant at times. Of course, it depends on the problem we have, but in general, hospitals aren’t the place we would ever wish to find ourselves at, unless it’s for a joyous occasion such as giving birth.
People ‘reveal ‘awkward’ encounters with their doctors on Reddit and as much as some of them are unpleasant, there are also those that are just hilarious.
1. Unusual Condition of a Patient’s Blue Hands Turns Out to be Blue Jeans

Not me, but my roommate had to see a doctor because his hands were turning blue. He was born prematurely and has always had poor circulation. So, he went to the doctor, who was so confused by the situation that she consulted with other doctors.
She came back with alcohol wipes, and the blue color started fading. It turned out that he hadn’t washed his new jeans, and the ink was transferring onto his hands every time he put them in his pockets.
2. Going Commando Leads to an Awkward Encounter
I had a physical exam and forgot to wear underwear. I usually go commando unless I’m wearing a short dress, so when my doctor told me to “put on the gown but keep your bra and underwear on,” I felt embarrassed.
When he tried to lift my gown to examine my stomach, I turned bright red and said, “I’m not wearing underwear.” He gave me a strange look in response.
3. A Cough Turns Into a Burp
When I was younger and playing peewee football, I had to go for a sports physical. I was pretty young at the time. When the doctor asked me to turn my head and cough, I panicked because I hadn’t coughed in a while, so instead, I ended up burping.
4. The Doctors Clashed over Shorter Limb
My left leg is slightly shorter than my right leg (around 1.5 cm, so not too noticeable), and when I was younger, I had to see a specialist because I also had scoliosis.
The doctor was an older German man, and he had three international interns: one from South Africa, one from Mexico, and one from China.
After reviewing the x-rays, the German doctor came back and told me that my right leg was shorter than my left, pointing to a hip misalignment in the x-ray. I corrected him, but he insisted that my right leg was shorter.
The South African intern stepped in to correct him, explaining that the German doctor was looking at the X-ray backward. The German doctor refused to believe it, and their argument became so intense that the Mexican and Chinese interns decided to leave the room.
5. Motorcycle Mishap Becomes a Timeless Family Tale

I was about five years old at the time.
We had a large field next to our home, where my two older brothers and I used to ride our mini motorcycle. One day, I ended up crashing the bike and injured my leg quite badly.
I was then taken to the nearby doctor to get stitches. As he pulled down my little pants, it became clear that I wasn’t wearing any underwear. Even now, two decades later, I still have a scar on my leg. And the story of me not wearing underwear continues to be a regular tale shared by my family.
6. John Cusack, you say?
A few years ago, I came down with the flu, so my wife took me to a 24-hour emergency clinic near our home. The doctor on duty, a woman in her mid-30s who was somewhat attractive, was examining me.
While my wife waited in the reception area, the doctor turned to me and said, “You look just like John Cusack” (which, to be fair, I do). I mentioned that I hear that a lot, but she kept repeating it, and her tone began to feel a bit unsettling.
As I lay there trying not to pass out, the doctor started playing with my hair while continuing to talk about John Cusack—just as my wife walked in.
7. Baby Talk Blunder: The OB’s Humorous Comment
When I was newly pregnant with my daughter, I visited my OB for a pelvic exam. After getting into the stirrups, the doctor examined me and casually said, “Oh, you’ll be fine if you have a big baby; there’s PLENTY of room in here.”
I’m sure she was referring to my wide pelvic arch, meaning I’d likely have no trouble with a vaginal delivery. However, what I heard was something entirely different.
8. A Comment Turns Into a Compliment
When I was ten, I ended up in the ER with a ruptured appendix. The doctors had difficulty diagnosing me and decided to send me for an enema.
As the doctor performed the procedure, I said, “You must be the least popular doctor in the hospital.” Without missing a beat, he replied, “I don’t get many thank-you cards.”
9. An Awkward Encounter with an Attractive Doctor
It wasn’t overly awkward, but it was April Fool’s Day, and before heading to class, I decided to use the bathroom. To my horror, the toilet paper was completely red.
Panicked, I rushed to urgent care, convinced I was bleeding internally. I paid the $100 fee and was examined by a very attractive doctor. She asked me to bend over so she could check my buttocks, which was definitely the awkward part for me.
After the examination, she assured me I was probably fine as long as I wasn’t in pain. An hour later, I was at home still worried when it hit me—I’d eaten an entire bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos the night before while drunk. Turns out, those snacks can turn your poop red.
10. Taste Buds!?
I had a sore throat, and while trying to examine it in the mirror, I noticed large, pink spots on the very back of my tongue.
I spent a week worrying about what they could be and why they weren’t going away. My mom eventually got concerned and took me to see the doctor.
After checking my throat and tongue, the doctor explained that what I was seeing were my taste buds. This incredibly stoic man smiled wider than I’d ever seen. My family still teases me about it to this day.
11. A Fart Mishap Leaves the Doctor Wondering
When I was about eight months pregnant, I went to see my doctor. At that stage of my pregnancy, I was extremely gassy, and holding it in would get painful after a while.