Three ducks walk into a bar…

“Say, what’s your name?”, the bartender asks the first duck.

“Huey.” was the reply.

“How’s your day been, Huey?”

“Great. Lovely day. Have a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?”, said Huey.

“Oh, that’s nice.”, said the bartender.

He turned to the second duck.