Teacher: “What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?”

Johnny: “Legs.”

Teacher: “What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?”

The principal gasps, but before he can stop him from answering Johnny says, “Pockets.”

Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”

Johnny: “Pants.”

Teacher: “What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?”

Johnny: “Firetruck.”

The principal breaths a big sigh of relief and says, “Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last four questions wrong myself.”